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-Ctrl's updated dictionary of the Noughties-

Introduction:

Well this is just a dictionary of words and their meanings that I think need to be recorded for history's sake...

Main:

Autofellatio - v. 1. hee hee 2. Ask Prince.

Banjo - v., banjo'd 1. To play 2. To fiddle with or feel 3. To masterbate. eg. "Unable to sleep, Heathcliff banjo'd relentlessly."

Bone - v., see Knob.

Gat - n., gatted 1. A dubious sticky and often hardened substance found in unfortunate places after a party or shindig. eg. "Shit, theres gat on my bag!" or "The carpet is gatted."

Kazooie - v., kazooied 1. The act of oral sex or fellatio.

Knob - v., 1. The act of sexual intercourse performed by a man on a woman. eg. "I wish I could knob her."

Machine Gun Fellatio - v., 1. To commit suicide.

Nob - v,. see Knob.

Ratcunt - n., 1. The mental state in which once achieved, one will tend to yield to any form of reason 2. The state of being also known as ratcuntedness. eg. "Jeremy was ratcunt." or "AJ is getting ratcunt."

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